Simulation Toilet

A person using a display toilet in a store to test its capabilities and efficiency.

Yo that simulation toilet at Home Depot really knows how to treat your asshole after a trip to Taco Bell.

by HakunahYourTatas January 02, 2020

Tallahassee Toilet Ticklers

The ring of ass hairs closest to the anus.

I had to shave my Tallahassee Toilet Ticklers off.

by M0tionless June 23, 2024

Toilet Chan

A sentient toilet that simps for Hitler and consumes his diarrhoea.

Oh boy gotta do a poo poo for Toilet Chan

by ó h h é ł ł ó t h é r é June 02, 2021

Toilet Water Drinker

A person who drinks toilet water. Can be used as an insult (example below). The short form is TWD.

Yeah, Brian’s such a toilet water drinker. He’s conceited, arrogant, and thinks he’s SOOOO smart!

by WHATDOYOUMEANINEEDAPSEUDONYMYO July 12, 2022

Skibidi toilet ohio rizzler gyatt

It means that you have the ultimate big gyatt and you have a lot of rizz

Wow you are such a skibidi toilet ohio rizzler gyatt

by SkibidiRizzOhioGyatt March 19, 2024

Toilet Trumpet

1. n. Ass, Bottom, Butt. 2. n. Butt hole asshole, any puckering stinkhoop that makes a horn like sound while thrusting pressured gas through its portal

Timmy played his toilet trumpet after lunch in 5th period and it stank.

by Hot Dog Goblin May 09, 2022

Toilet Texting

Verb
When you start or continue to text somebody while on the toilet. You usually end up staying in the bathroom for way too long.

This can also be applied to watching YouTube on the toilet, watching Netflix on the toilet, etc.

Texting guy 1. -dude, I'm toilet texting you rn

Texting guy 2. - Lol, gross 😂

by Kenzie_101 May 21, 2017