clench maxing

clenching your cheeks for long amounts of time for the health benefits.

person 1 “why did you go goblin mode today?”

person 2 “because i was clench maxing all day”

by big brollic ballock basher February 26, 2024

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covid maxed

When people bring up, mention, or bitch/groan about COVID-19 (Corona, coronavirus, the 'rona) so many times throughout the day that the person hearing it all becomes increasingly aggravated as the minutes tick by. Soon enough, when another person mentions COVID, the covid maxed individual may freak out and start screaming at people around them. The covid maxed individual may even punch a hole in the nearest wall.

Neighbor: How was your day?
Mom: I had to deal with COVID shutdows, COVID exposures, COVID cleansing precautions, COVID everything. So yeaaaaaa We're all going to die.

Dad: Hey! That COVID vaccine should move a little faster!
Covid maxed individual: Warning! I am now covid maxed! If another person mentions COVID I will likely lose my fucking mind!!!

by coffee_by_the_pot January 18, 2021

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Max English

Beast of a man

Likes buses

"lad u know them chippy chips max English"

by Jumbo_sausage55 February 3, 2025

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Max

A young stud

Max you stud

by Notminx March 5, 2022

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IDNHI MAXE

IDNHI MAXE MEANS BORED FOR HINDI EXAM OR YOU WILL FAIL IN HINDI EXAM

by PROAADARSH March 1, 2023

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Gush-Maxing

Secretion of bodily juices from either male or female reproductive organs that result in an increased lubrication of the areas affected by the liquids. This is commonly confused with gushing however on a more excessive level

Guy 1: "Dude her and I fucked last night and she ended up gush-maxing all over"
Guy 2: "Why are you so lucky. That sounds so hot"

by LightChicken943 February 10, 2024

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