Wonking your willy

Wonking your willy is the act of self pleasure at hours between 1 and 4 in the morning in a dark room while watching pornography you’d only watch high/drunk.

Are you up wonking your willy right now?

by Bonka Tom 1 September 30, 2023

Little willie wanker

A small person. That appears alot younger than they are.
Usually found hanging out with adolescents. Hangs out alot round public toilets.
Has a little willie.

That blokes cock is tiny!
He's a little willie wanker!

by Jizznote August 19, 2013

J willy

Could pull any bitch and fuck ur mom, sister, dad, and pet hamster.

Random hoe 1: Is that J willy?

Random hoe 2: omggggg, hes so segsy

by Balls_Are_Good December 20, 2020

Willy wipe

Someone who doesn’t understand anything and gets things wrong

Omg your such a willy wipe

by Ariprince123 May 21, 2021

Pop-up Willy

a toaster, something that you stick a piece of breat in to make toast or possibly grill cheese sandwich

Man stick your fork into pop up Willy n get my eggo

by the_toast_master April 05, 2005

willie g bently

Rap-per: Caucasian male artist

Did you see Willie G Bently perform last night? It was amazing!

by Willie G Bently December 21, 2016

jizz willy

Instead of licking your finger and sticking it into a person's ear, you put the tip of your dick up to someone's ear and cum into it. Jizz willy!

I snuck up behind that bitch and gave her a jizz willy.....for the win!

by Holditin June 04, 2017