Harry: Heard you got head last night...
Jordan: Yeah, but he was a willy nipper. My dick is sore as fuck!
Jordan: Yeah, but he was a willy nipper. My dick is sore as fuck!
by Fratsterson July 29, 2025

One who has achieved the ultimate fratitude in an unethical, illogical, inhumane, repugnant, illadvised, nationalistic, douchebagistic (not fuckboi), or/and ignorant manner in all life decisions.
David hit the Juul so hard and shotgunned it into Rebecca’s cooch thus achieving the level of fratmasterson.
by Fratsterson March 09, 2018
