Pro(gas)tinator

One who waits as long as possible to refill their gas tank. Fearing for a highway breakdown as they make one last trip on E.

OMG, I have driven 3 different places with my gas light on. I'm 1 trip away from a breakdown. I need to stop being such a pro(gas)tinator

by nickdfromda513 January 13, 2019

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Russian Gas Pump

When you start peeing in the middle of having sex.

"Yo, last night I gave dis hoe a Russian Gas Pump, she totally dug it."
"Yo....that's disgusting."

by Singerman13 July 25, 2016

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Gas jao

Dominoes pizza

Some nigga: ay nigga u want some gas jao?
Some other nigga: ye nigga lemme get some black olives on my shit

by Poog Jew August 02, 2021

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Pennsylvania Gas Chamber

When you absolutely shit your pantaloons in a vehicle while all of the windows are up, similar to a mega dutch oven Everyone smells it and the driver crashes the car, killing everyone because of the cancerous stench. The scent lingers in the area for three years until it eventually smells like a bloody period queef and vaporizes into the atmosphere.

Yesterday I turned the car into a Pennsylvania Gas Chamber because of the Taco Bell I had an hour before.

by i snort queefs 420 October 04, 2018

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Gas Roulette

The "game" of trying to decide if you should get gasoline today, or the next day without the prices dropping or raising in your favor.

I lost gas roulette today. I bought gas yesterday at $3.45 and now today it's $3.15.

I won gas roulette today! I bought gas for $2.99 yesterday, and now today it's $3.15!

by Sephia8 July 24, 2015

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