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Noah Kwok

Looks like a panda at most times but mostly a back alley dealer everyone loves Noah Kwok

also known as the nerd emoji

uwu
Guy 1: Dayuummm look at that guy he def a noah kwok

Guy 2: Dayum Shawty
by Smiley'sBBC June 19, 2022
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Noah

Noah is not an intellect. He is probably the stupidest person you'll ever meet. He sucks at soccer and likes the piece of garbage that is Bayern Munich and supports Robert Lewandowski. Absolutely bonkers. Anyways. Noah is sort of a comedian. Most of the time, he makes people laugh, but only because those people must be bored out of their minds. Noah also is rich because he goes on a cruise each year. However, only lame kids go on a cruise. Last year, a girl named Emily went to space. He'll never be as cool as that Emily though. Noah also doesn't want to admit that he is gay and likes these 5 kids named Ayden, Carson, Zuriel, Trent, and Kevin. Overall he's an average dude, but kinda sucks.
Dang it. Noah's here. He's a buzzkill and ruins EVERYTHING. He's good at clash though.
by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019
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Noah

Loves Kotuku and Khaled's big johnsons don't try to steal them or he'll clap your cheeks harder than P Diddy.
Noah has big cheeks.
by Khaled Akleh '_' August 6, 2025
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Noah

Noahs haben die größten Sch*****.
Es sind die schönsten Menschen der Welt.Außerdem auch noch die klügsten.
NOAHS SIND GEIL
by INSTANT KILLER 618 January 2, 2017
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noah henn

Usually having a great relationship with Grandad Charlie and Uncle Kenneth.
WYS .... G i saw Noah Henn with Uncle Charlie and Grandad Kenneth who has a Bag of fun ;)
by UncleCharlieOrAUNTIEKATERINA December 2, 2024
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Noah

that boy didn’t build an ark he BUILT like an ark tho . also, noah gay as hell. he’s big hungry all the time with his cookie monster pants. noah tried too hard to be funny and should chill out because he has a small dick. noah also always wants gas and drank.
guy 1: “bro why is he trying so hard to be funny!?”
guy 2: “idk but he built like an ark too so i bet he’s a noah “
guy 1: “u right”
by hunnnn January 9, 2018
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DJ Noah FM

An internet hip hop station started in 2022 by DJ Noah 225. Listen live on djnoahfm.caster.fm

Schedule:
Mondays 8-10pm - The Quiet Storm
Tues & Wed 9pm - The Live Mix @ 9:00
Thurs 6-8pm - Throwback Thursday
Friday 7-10pm - The Friday Night TurnUp Mix
Saturday 6-8pm - The Zydeco Smackdown
Sat 8-10pm - Saturday Night At Da Spot
Sun 6-11am - The Gospel Morning Show
Sun 4pm - The Smoothe Jazz Soundcheck

Sun 5-8pm - All Blues Sunday
Mimi: Are you listening to Max 94.1?
Niya: Hell no im listening to DJ Noah FM!
by Fat Heffer September 10, 2023
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