ninja problems

having problems with your homies or family
arguing with a hater and getting pissed
helping your homies or family with their problems

chick friend-waz wrong?
boyo-ninja problems.
chick friend-giggle.
boyo-not like that.
chick friend-whos startin shit?
boyo-i got it covered.
chick friend-iight

by me-hearts February 22, 2008

ninja sauce

The power you get when you get mad

he got owned by the my ninja sauce

by MrNinja December 12, 2010

data ninja

A sad deluded individual who through underdeveloped social kills and an encyclopaedic knowledge of database technologies believes he/she has some mastery of his fellow man.

Bob thought of himself as a bit of a data ninja. His friends thought of him as a bit of a knob.

by Harry Vas Deferrens July 13, 2015

Ninja Five

Stealing somebody else's high five.

Guy one: *Puts hand in the air* High five me!
Guy two: *Goes to high five*
Guy three: *Gets there first* Ha! Ninja Five!!

*Guy two looks like a loser*

by realpaintheory December 9, 2008

Nintendo Ninjas

Nintendo Ninjas are people in black suits who drive in suburban and hunts down people who plays illegal ROMs of their games!!

And, Plainrock124 almost got caught by Nintendo Ninjas!

by ANintendoFan September 18, 2022

Ninja Pope

A crappy character on Soul Caliber III, created by me and my friend. He is the most hated character EVER. Because the joke was in such bad taste, I am going to hell. It's sacriligious, man!

Nerd 1: Dude, you just got owned by Ninja Pope.
Nerd 2: Fuck you, I'll pop a squat on your chest.
Nerd 1: Get the fuck out, dude! What the fuck!
Nerd 2: I was just sayin....
Nerd 1: Yea? Well pop a squat on this! (At this point, nerd 1 pulls a gun, shoves it up nerd 2's ass and pulls the trigger) What now, bitch?
Nerd 2: Ughhh....

by Walker Watson July 21, 2006

velcro ninja

another word for "nigger" typically used by white people around black people so that black people do no get offended because blacks do not know what it means. (real ninjas are typically dressed all black as to see only their eyes; the "velcro" in velcro ninja denotes the type of hair they possess) Can be used as a racial slur, but usually used to show ethnic awareness within a group setting.

White man (to white friend) at a club: Let's leave. All these woman seem to favor the velcro ninja population.
White man #2: You're right, let's scram before a drunken "Reggin" pulls a gun.

by M.R June 15, 2006