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Michael

The one who will probably lose the fight with his best friend for poki. Losergurl on the other hand, he might win because she hates tray.
Michael is bad.
by Yuvsss October 28, 2019
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Michael and Dominic

Affectionate names for your lady penis and your bum-oley.
Person A: How is Michael and Dominic today?
Person B: Michael is cool but expecting the red water soon. Dom's cool, last night's curry left a burning ring of fire, but he's cool now.
by wonderbra676 February 21, 2007
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Michael Phelps

The most talented swimmer the world has EVER seen. He just broke a whole bunch of records at the 2008 Olympics in China, including most medals won at a single Olympics. He seems super nice, too; he's really close with his mom and sisters and dog. Plus all that swimming does more than just win him medals: it gives him the most amazing body ever. He's pretty damn sexy.
Person: Hey, did you hear that Michael Phelps just won ANOTHER gold medal?

Me: Yeah. I wish I was married to him. I've never seen anything that beautiful.
by tennisiscool October 18, 2008
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A. Michael Baldwin

A screen actor who, in Phantasm, was quite a lil' minch.
"Did you see A. Michael Baldwin in Phantasm? Man, what a lil' minch."
by Dan G June 20, 2006
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Michael Phelps

Only the most AWESOMEREST, hottest, most amazing swimmer in the history of the world, who broke the record for breaking records, with 8 gold metals in a single olympic setting, and 14 metals in life time.
I now Ammend that we substitute Michael Phelps for all Chuck Norris Jokes.
by Thnx4thmmrs_8443 October 17, 2008
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Michael Usenick

The nastiest fro boy you will ever meet.
Beware: random things fall out and may hit you, this could be dangerous.
D00d, did you see that fro?
Oh it was just Michael Usenick!
I think Oasama Bin Ladan might be hiding in there!
by Nicole and Casie March 18, 2009
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Michael Phelps

A super hot swimmer who won 8 gold medals during the 2008 olympics in Beijing, breaking the gold medal record.
1. Did you see Michael Phelps last night, he won his race last night being as hot as ever.

2. I wonder what music Michael Phelps has on his ipod.
by Bobeesh October 18, 2008
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