annoying dick

xander humes

your an annoying dick

by midnightrolexmas March 9, 2020

Dicked in the eyeballs

Another way of calling someone:

1. Idiotic, stupid, not too clever.
2. Insane, crazy.

"“Clark: I think you're all dicked in the eyeballs. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. You're gonna have fun, and I'm gonna have fun... We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn\ smiles! You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes! I must be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!

by Good Lord Odis July 8, 2020

Dick Shift

When a man uses his hand to move his penis in the H-Pattern of a manual or "Stick" shifter like he is shifting gears on a car. Often, the man will also use his girlfriend's boobs or vagaina as a steering wheel or clutch pedal.

Person 1: Man, I did the dick shift really hard last night, and her boobs were the perfect steering wheel shape
Person 2: Did you hit the perfect downshift?
Person 1: Yup, and I finished soon after. It was awesome! Will do again, 10/10!

by TriBeCaBoy56 September 8, 2020

Mystery dick

Someone that refuses to shower after sport or wears, underwear or shorts preventing teammates from seeing the dick.

See Tom after the game? He was a real mystery dick.

by Aussie big boy October 16, 2020

a nice dicking

being penetrated pleasurably by a skilled gentleman

Friend: I'm so frustrated in my daily life!
Me: Well maybe all you really need is a nice dicking!

by mr. woodcock July 4, 2012

dick haggler

A person who is obsessed with finding a guy with the best dick possible. They haggle over the price (the characteristics of the guy) and try to determine if the guy is worth the dick.

Tom was going to propose to Melissa until he found out she was a dick haggler and knew he didn't have enough to compensate for his average member.

by nicheh October 17, 2013

Superstar Dick

It's when you find someone only decently attractive but because they're famous they're really hot, and you want to hook up with them. Like Adam Sandler. Or that fat guy with the mustache from 'N Sync.

Maddy: Dude, you should totally hook up with the star quarterback.

Jenna: Why? He isn't even cute.

Maddy: SUPERSTAR DICK.

by megyqc December 16, 2011