fat log

1. A big dump.
2. A big black dick

1. I just let a fat log loose. It's too big to flush down!
2. I want to give that little girl a taste of my fat log.

by Darren Janste January 11, 2009

fat homo

michelle
the ultimate in obesity
her width is wider than any other
her homo-ness is huge
she is the fat homo!

michelle - hi guys
everyone - omgsh michelle you are so fat, go away you fat homo
michelle - *tear* *runs away her fat jiggling everywhere knocking the year 7-ers out of the way and crushing them too*

by meredith. May 13, 2008

fat barrel

a huge fucking dick

dam thats a fat barrel!

by kamakozeepretzel March 25, 2003

fat mouth

someone who runs their mouth and talks all the time.
you wouldnt want to tell them anything, because they are likely to tell the world.

watch your back around a fat mouth.

People named RJ tend to be a liar and a fat mouth.

by Jaeeeeeeeeeeeeyy October 13, 2010

Fat Girl

something that nobody wants.

Guy 1: Ew, Who is that fat girl?

Guy 2: I don't know man, i wish she would leave.

by oooooori March 3, 2009

fat mike

adj.
When someone busts open a locker and pisses on their shit.

"i am gonna bust open this kids locker and give him a Fat Mike."

by Shaggy March 9, 2005

The Church of Fat

John R. Lindensmith's blog on Xanga. A cult conduit for some, a mild amusement for others. Noteworthy, to say the least. www.xanga.com/the_church_of_fat

The Church of Fat has had many interesting articles of late, pertaining to movies, molestation, and misanthropy. I'm going to go become a Fatter now.

by Random Church of Fatter July 24, 2006