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Punk Texting

(Verb) The act of punk texting. Similar to that of drunk texting, to send a punk text is to make an ass of yourself via text message without being able to use the excuse that you were intoxicated while doing so. Sadly, a Punk Text is sent with a premeditated and completely coherent purpose.
Tarzan: "I think I might have punk dialed you lastnight after punk texting the person I stole this phone from."
Maryjane: "I already punkassumed you were going to."
by Slanguistic August 10, 2019
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Reeky text

Texting someone in a manner that is annoying and derogatory, especially if it is a common occurance.
"I'll give you my boyfriend's number as long as you promise not to reeky text him every five minutes"
"I do not reeky text!"
"Last time you stole my phone you spammed him with messages calling him a fuckboy and worse."
by ReekyTexter May 12, 2021
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Term Paper text

Noun Any text that you receive that takes up more than 3 individual text messages often comes during a argument with a significant other
dude here it comes "beep, beep, beep" you just got rocked with a term paper text its on now

dude you have 5 new texts i have no clue what order they go in it is a term paper text
by Koooooooz August 7, 2010
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Text Math

When you subtract the time between their message and your response so as to avoid the following: seeming desperate, sounding actually upset at them, desperate, glad that someone cared enough to respond to you, desperate, and to avoid sounding desperate.

Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.
I have my response, but I need to wait 7 minutes to send it according to my text math.
by Tamed-Carrot May 17, 2018
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text boner

Noun.

Used as a way to show sexual excitement online. Usually used as a hint to say when ones horny.

(Can be used by both genders)
Sexual Excitment

John: DUDE. SERANA WANTS TO BANG THIS WEEKEND ;D

Matt: haha! Congrats man, finally losing ur vcard. Nice text boner btw....

Hint at being horny.

Jack: MAN YOUR JUST SOO FUCKING HOT. ;3

Hope: Hehe thanks:3 I may show you a little something later if you're still horny ;)
by Kayleon December 4, 2013
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text hunny

When two people are 'dating', but they only ever text each other. They tell everyone that they're together, but are never go out, talk or do anything together.

Often seen in younger kids that don't know what a relationship is, or just idiots.
Girl A: Jack and are really dating!
Girl B: No, he's just your text hunny
by Clyde the pac-man ghost August 6, 2016
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Text blizzard

Inundated by a large number of texts
I just got a text blizzard. I wish she wouldn’t send so many texts in such a short period of time!
by Albu quirky April 23, 2018
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