taking an elvis

When you poop so hard you come close to passing out and dying.

Mary was sitting on the toilet and let out a scream as she pooped. I swear she was taking an Elvis and dying right there!

by BirndneckBenjy February 24, 2018

talting

The act of someone taunting in conversation out of no where. To have a normal convo and then all of. A sudden a burst of anger or insult is aimed and fired.

Jim casually approached Annie with a hello, as she was clearly getting talting back at him with a “loser” insult thrown at him.

by Blumkinmcpie May 11, 2018

talkin turkey

Discussing business

At the trap talkin turkey

by CheefQweef May 15, 2018

Taking a Jack

Taking a retardedly long time to shit

“Hey buddy, I’m going to use the restroom.”
“Just don’t take too long...”
“Don’t worry, I’m not taking a Jack.”

by longschlong45 June 9, 2018

Taking a plunge

Term used to reference, in vague manner, a sex act that would be better left to the imagination. Used in similar fashion as yada yada yada, or another sex act, the “Z.J.”

Person 1: “I went to Steve and Leslie’s house and accidentally walked in on them taking a plunge...”
Person 2: “what even is that?”
Person 1: “If you have to ask, you can’t afford it”

by fuckpilot July 8, 2018

Taking the DM Bait

When someone "accidentally" texts someone or messages them on social media, but has a plan to work on them to get in their pants.

I butt dialed her to see if she would end up taking the DM bait. She responded and we started talking about what she wants in a man and then I played the game and she gave it up to me and took the bait.

by calic0jack July 18, 2018

Taking The Soup

Taking the soup is an act where you print nothing but "Soup" on your gravestone.

"I heard your friend ended up taking the soup, what a shame for his family."

by baddokey August 13, 2018