my dad is so fat you could walk across him for 1000000 years and only get to the balls ass and shlong
my fatass dad
by taint washer May 24, 2023
A play on the largely Chinese-American concept of Tiger Mom, a term coined by Yale Law School professor Amy Chua in her 2011 memoir "Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother". That term draws parallels to strict parenting styles typically enforced throughout households in East Asia, South Asia and Southeast Asia.
Panther Dad is a similar (albeit, intended to be a more relaxed version) of this concept, coined by an African-American YouTuber in 2020.
Panther Dad is a similar (albeit, intended to be a more relaxed version) of this concept, coined by an African-American YouTuber in 2020.
by mightyalwayz February 05, 2020
"OoooOoO I'm in love with my dad~"
by sexualmonkeyhasunclesex August 15, 2022
The talk your dad or another male relative/friend gives a young boy when he's just approaching puberty or another change that he'd need mentoring and support for.
"Ashley, would you mind giving Adrian a Dad talk for me? They did Sex ed in class today, and he's worried, but didn't feel confident talking to me about it."
"He's struggling with his mental health, but he doesn't want to talk about it with his mum. He needs a Dad Talk."
"He's struggling with his mental health, but he doesn't want to talk about it with his mum. He needs a Dad Talk."
by Tr@n$ ¶ħ@ñť03_d¡¢k January 31, 2024
The ultimate comeback/insult its similar to mic drop but less corny as fuck. What you say to lame ass mother fuckers that are pissing you off.
Jonathan: “Suck it Nick! I beat you in fantasy football, get fucked!”
Nick: “Go blow ya dad Jonathan.”
Nick: “Go blow ya dad Jonathan.”
by Nolte123 June 23, 2023
Annoying jokes your dad tells you. At one point you probably thought they were very funny, but not anymore. Now he just tells you them because he misses the old you and wishes he could go back to the good old days.
These dad jokes are very unfunny.
I'm worried about my dad. He keeps telling me dad jokes and sighing.
I'm worried about my dad. He keeps telling me dad jokes and sighing.
by MalumLibrum958 September 02, 2022
The kind of shitty jokes that the famed Twitter user, Bahman Begins is known to cut on a regular basis; all of which are literally lame and uninspired and extremely cringy.
Bahman: Enters the chat/room
Omid: Oh shit. Here comes the father of all Dad Jokes!
Alireza: Yup! The embodimemt of cringyness just made his royal entrance. Fuck this shit. I'm outta here. Peace y'all...
Omid: Oh shit. Here comes the father of all Dad Jokes!
Alireza: Yup! The embodimemt of cringyness just made his royal entrance. Fuck this shit. I'm outta here. Peace y'all...
by Ezra69 October 01, 2020