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Jacob

A being who is made out of pure light and yet is shrouded in darkness. He wanders the Earth looking for his lost love, and is currently residing in the cold desolate place known as Wisconsin.
Jacob please spare us from your fiery wrath.
by Paypayufo December 4, 2020
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Jacob

Jacob is a dick and a fat shit he eats whenever he gets a shot if your friends with a Jacob you better be rich because he will go through your whole fridge in a day.
Jacob: Have you got any food
Me: no you ate everything yesterday
by Ha I got you December 25, 2019
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jacob

jacob is a sweaty bitch
damn, jacob is extra wet today
by weewooweed42069 July 27, 2022
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Jacob

Jacob is a name for a guy who likes to sleep with his girlfriends best friend behind her back on the day of her birthday.
UGH! You hear about that guy named Jacob? He is such a player!
by 1234thedoor December 2, 2022
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Jacob darmanin

A small black child who's name is Jacob and had a nut like head with a chode penis and a longish nose
Ew Jacob darmanin is a stick nut
by Djx d October 19, 2019
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jacob house

A jacob house probably sent you here to read this and trusts you with this information specifically. Still, if you stumbled across this by accident, then congrats, you now know a lot about how a jacob house works, not that this information will be beneficial to you.

A jacob house is likely afraid that they don't meet your expectations.

If a jacob house has sent you here, then they are likely unable to find a way to communicate effectively with you.

if a jacob house sent you here, you have likely unknowingly become the center of their world, and they would do nearly anything you asked them to

if a jacob house sent you here, then they likely want you to know that if you tell them to go away and never speak to you again, they will do their absolute best to make sure your paths never cross again

a jacob house loves to talk to interesting people but worries that they are being a nuisance

a jacob house loves giving attention but is saddened when none is received in return

a jacob house gets worried easily about whether or not they show enough emotion when speaking

if a jacob sent you here, then they hope this helps make things clear, and if not, they hope you will ask them directly and let them know you have seen this message

a jacob house hopes you have a good day or at least can help make it be
oh hey, that's a jacob house that's quite interesting
by definitly not jacob house April 6, 2022
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Jacob

by Hedgiwhw284848 November 22, 2021
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