zooted outta my socks

so fucked up that you can barely walk and talk. all you can think about is how fucked up you are. you are more than just zooted, more than high or drunk, you are zooted outta your socks

bro. i am zooted outta my socks. i’m so fucked up.

by Your #1 vaper February 5, 2019

Crew Sock wearin' Gringo

A white kid in gym class that never wears high socks.

Even in the winter he is a crew sock wearin' Gringo. He's bold like that.

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O February 6, 2013

Get Your Socks Washed

An alternative of GYDS. Invented by a few high schoolers in math class when the original GYDS was banned from using.

"OMG Matt and Pat didn't get a detention today!" "OH YEAH, Get your socks washed!

by Skip39 July 6, 2011

new brunswick soap socks

When your girlfriend places a sock on your penis and gives you a hand job to completion; a New Brunswick soap socks.

on the show sunnyside (S2E7) "The Rapture", the prostitute said to the Pharmasist, so you want a New Brunswick soap socks just meet me in the alley in 5 minutes.

by SEMI327 May 9, 2018

bless your cotton socks

When Rosy thinks something is funny, cute, sad, or anything else that makes her emotions tingle she will bless the cotton socks of said object or person

Me: Here is a picture of my new nephew, Rosy.

Rosy: OH BLESS HIS LITTLE COTTON SOCKS!

Bless your cotton socks

by Ho Lee Phuq September 17, 2017

rock my socks off

Can be used to mean that the person who said loves you and gets excited whenever s/he sees you.

"Baby, you rock my socks off."

by TheTruth777 September 5, 2011

full as a fat girls socks

Generally used to describe when one's levels of intoxication are quite high. see term drunk as a skunk

He took my wallet? Well i suppose it makes sense, i was full as a fat girls socks that night, i wouldnt have known either way. I thought he could be trusted.

by jamie_ledge September 7, 2008