Sleep Hopping

(Noun)
The act of following a strict sleep schedule during the workweek (like waking up at 4–5 AM), then flipping the script on weekends by staying up late, sleeping in, and doing whatever — only to jump right back to the weekday grind. Causes Monday to feel like a hangover, even if no drinks were involved.

“Bro, I feel like trash every Monday.”
“That’s ‘cause you been sleep hopping all weekend, my guy.”

by Whoamiwhatamihowami March 28, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Sleep

An unknown entity

“Hey man….I think you need to get some Sleep…you look like you need it”….

“Who’s Sleep?”

by Underquale December 19, 2023

Sleep

Something u should be doing

Lola : im tired
Lillian: then go sleep moron

by rei is cool August 25, 2024

Sleeps mouth open

Proven method of how ancient Alpha Aztec Warriors proved dominance over Beta males (Often called pretty)

The Aztec Warrior sleeps mouth open in public so everyone knew who the Alpha was.

by Guy writing the history books June 22, 2022

Sleep jizzum

The layer of filth that covers you during slumber.

Me: “The inside of your ear looks shiny”
Greg Clifford: “Oh that’s just from my sleep jizzum”

by GW Dunston December 31, 2018

sleep

theoretical situation that never exists after the age of 10 in applied physics

“sleep? Newton said it was impossible” — a random organism

by anonymous November 28, 2022