Sam

An idiotic drunk who walks into the factory he works at everyday completely stoned and hungover. Close to hang out with ladies, and and it is unknown if he is gay or not. He's very open-minded and does not care what gender it is which he is invading the privacy of. Very unattractive, but okay for a one night stand. She has an IQ is low as -10 who knows it could be even lower the doctors say he is a prodigy of stupidity. His favorite food is concrete and melted Stone. Please avoid this idiot at all costs.

Solomon: then you started making out with the ice sculptures!
Sam: thank God the children weren't on board to see that!

by Thegummiwormsofwomanhood November 27, 2019

sam

a Sam is a really nice person. they can be so nice and caring but they arnt doing best in school and the chances of them have a depressed and sad life style is very high. a Sam would be a class clown and would be so fun to get along with they are mean but can also be extremely kind and funny. any person is lucky to have a Sam in their life and that's final. a Sam would make sure their friends have a nice time with them but when they go home they have abusive parents and they don't really ever get along with them and a Sam would probably have attempted suicide at least once

them: omg he's so nice
you: he's a Sam

by jssjdjjsjajwnxjisnw April 16, 2020

Sam's dick

Unstoppable reality breaker that create the multiverse and know universe and size is infinite.

Sam's dick is bigger then Mckenley's dick based on recent research in May 18, 2022.

By Mckenley the all knowing

by Mobius Chair Mckenley May 18, 2022

sam greenspan

Boy who gets no girls and the girls he does get have missing teeth and vapes in the school toilets

You are a Sam greenspan

by Anonymous11225569 November 24, 2021

Sam Howard (Sambob)

a being that has a grossly high intelligence.
found in ambient locations and has an crippling addiction for protein bars. if you scream SAAAAMMMMMBOBBBBBB!!!! he will be summoned while playing smoke on the water.

Who’s constantly stalking me? oh that’s just Sam Howard (Sambob) you must have summoned him when you sneezed!

by Shygvy June 1, 2022

Sam Altman

He said A.I. is kind of shit

Hym "You're NOT kind of shit Sam Altman... You're entirely shit! Retarded bitch. Hey, you know why it doesn't work better? Well, if you used my shit, I do. If you didn't use my shit... Then, yeah, I have no idea. I don't know. It probably has something to do with the fact that it was made by a retarded bitch."

by Hym Iam March 20, 2024

sam norris

He is a guy who can be trusted by anyone. Girls think he is gorgeous and love that his uncle is Chuck Norris. Girls love him so much they doodle his last name with their first name while they day dream. His huge heart and charismatic personality pull people to him. His future wife is one lucky lady!

Look at that hot guy over there! That MUST be a sam norris.

by Freebirdsfly September 18, 2017