Jizz in my pants

A funny song for SNL that is about ejaculating prematurely.
Last night I saw a film, as I recall it was a horror film, Went outside and it began to rain, checked my phone and saw that it rang and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS

by A DUDE13545 April 01, 2009
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Pee my pants

Dude, I'm about to pee my pants.
by Zach G. October 28, 2003
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Explosions in my Pants

(listening to Explosions in the Sky, aka Explosions in my Pants)

Guy: Whoah!
Guy2: What's wrong?
Guy: What? um...nothing (looks down)
Guy 2: Dude, don't worry it happens to everyone their first time.
by Zenigma December 13, 2009
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pants on head retarded

Some one so stupid you can just see them waring thier pants on thier head and making loud unintelligable noises and drooling.
Tard: * removes pants *
Me: WTF
Tard *places on head*
Me: God fucking damnit not another...
Tard: flarf narf *drool* can i has hug? *SHITS SELF*
Person2: fucking text book pants on head retarded situation.
by TheStorey November 27, 2007
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Clown Pants Fat

Having a disproportionately fat ass, thighs, and upper pussy area to the point of being comical, resembling clown pants; extremely bottom-heavy; having enough fat to fill a pair of clown pants.
Guy 1: I heard Steve's new girl is pretty thick. Would you hit it?
Guy 2: Nah, man. She's clown pants fat. I couldn't fit it in if I tried! And that's assuming I don't throw up first.
by RawBZA October 19, 2010
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Captain Saggy Pants

one who looks like they shit themselves.
by evolu. October 20, 2009
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eat pant conar

Funny guy: "eat pant conar LOLW"
by TRUE LULW April 25, 2020
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