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one eyed pirate 

when a guy kicks some broad in the shin then jizzes in her eye. After this event, the bitch will proceed to hop around on one leg with one eye closed and continuously scream arrrrr.

This sexual "game" originates in Medieval England.
My boiiieee morgan one-eye-pirated some bitch he met at the mall.
one eyed pirate by berk and blatt December 2, 2004

one eight seven 

a fucking awesome song by the awesomest band of all time senses fail
one eight seven is the best song ever
Chiefly British.

-adjective
1. one of a kind; unique.
2. done, made, or happening only once.
-noun
3. a one night stand.
4. something done, made, or happening only once.

This began as a British expression but is now known in the US and elsewhere.
Eddie: Say what?! You base-jumped off the Empire State Building? Were you insane?!

Johnny: Hey, it was only a one-off. I was a turk lad at the time and a little drunk, and I don't think I'd ever have the courage to do it again.
one-off by Raven Grace November 8, 2007

one eyed snake 

A stumpy/long and usually fat or skinny pink, brown or yellow sausage shaped snake that throws up when excited, usually after stroking it. The 'one-eye' is actually its mouth from where it spunks out spunk like a monkey spunky kiss it in the funky area.
one eyed snake by Shaggy October 7, 2003

one time for the one time 

to do something only one time in your life. (Usually used when talking about sex)
"Hey, Maria, do you want to have sex one time for the one time"

one year past 

The worst reason for a bunch of fuck ups, in a band ever
ROCKER 1: Dude did you see that band one year past?
ROCKER 2: Oh yeah, they were jacked man, what a bunch of fuck ups!
ROCKER 1: yah i know, but did you hear the screamths?
one year past by serves you right September 8, 2005