bus team

In fantasy sports, especially Fantasy Premier League, the provisional team you pick very early on in a gameweek that will do the job in the event - e.g. being hit by a bus - you are unable to tinker with the team selection closer to the deadline when you have more information to base selections decisions on. Coined by the Always Cheating podcast.

I set my bus team as soon as I can. You never know.

by Oliver Säger August 21, 2024

short bus baddie

a baddie (hot girl) that rides the short bus (school bus for specially abled kids).
common alternative to "short bus shorty"

"your girl is stupid" "yeah, right? she a short bus baddie"

by autismusstiller June 20, 2023

The Bus Theorum

A hypothesis developed by stoners that states: a blunt rolled with a doobie paper around it will be... dope. This is proven fact. It burns smooth and even, holds together and allows for more bud to pack! Hell yeah!

Me: Oh man, you bring those blunts?!
Scientist: Absolutely, rolled with The Bus Theorum, of course.
Me: Spark that shit now!

by uzifan420 November 09, 2019

E Bus

The worst bus of all the buses, you will definitely be harassed at least once on it and it almost always smells like shit.

“Mom I need some Febreze! This bus sucks!”
“Of course it sucks, this is the E bus!”

by anxi3_t3a October 21, 2021

I'm taking the bus

Gay "code" for saying you're about to go and get sodomized.

Where you going?

I'm taking the bus

Well alright, be careful son

by AJiwnl September 19, 2023

bus nonce

A phrase used in the UK describing someone who is unhealthily infatuated with a Bus.

Look at that bus nonce taking photos of the buses.

by BanterKingCunt March 31, 2024

bus lore

those jaw dropping conversations you have with your mates on the bus.

these conversations involve finding out about the most traumatic and crazy events of their life

"that bus lore went hard. I didnt know your house burnt down last night!"

by yippitydoo December 15, 2023