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Shrew Penis

A man that has a pointed shrew penis and very small.
That boy Javon'te gotta Shrew Penis!
by Shrew man January 20, 2020
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slug penis

An uncircumcised penis, resembling that of a slug. Slugs come in all sizes, shapes and colors, just like a penis.
I'm sorry but I have no interest in your slug penis.
by Muddee September 29, 2017
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Penis Hotel

A description of certain orifices on human body that are explicitly used for sexual pleasure of one's penis.
Gary's mouth is a total Penis Hotel.
by Spookyspaghettiman May 4, 2022
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cow penis

something that you can tell repeatedly to piss off your bus driver
Me: COW PENIS!!!!!!!!!
Bus driver: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!
by cow penis June 24, 2020
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argh penis

Something once said by Andre the Giant, it is an expression of frustration over helplessness to overcome obstacles in life
Man backed up in traffic for the 300 miles : ARGH! PENIS!

Andre the Giant at being disqualified by Jake Tunney : ARGH PENIS!
by The Replicator December 20, 2014
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Penis Watcher

A tiny woman who loves to gander at a man's penis when the opportunity "arises".
This could occur before or after sexual activity or just walking down the sidewalk.

Her ganders may occur frequently or at random times of interest. She prefers the site of her boyfriend's penis but would look at another if it flopped out from an unsecured zipper.
It brings her joy and sexual arousal.
K-Muffin is quite the penis watcher
by Dmuffin July 19, 2018
mugGet the Penis Watchermug.

electron penis

A penis that's so small that it goes off the scales.
by c00nk1ller August 15, 2019
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