max cook

touches dogs especially pugs

"hey lola come here you dirty girl, my name is max cook by the way."

by fatgrandma December 15, 2023

Max Emrich

a person who asks every female he knows for a friendship with benefits

"Damn bro you're such a Max Emrich"

by daddyxxx February 7, 2017

Max

Max is a fuckin mint guy he gets all the birds he could ever want and no one can stop him from shaggin the lot of them as long as there of age of course he has big bulging muscles and a cock with the length and girth as a banana boat

Ooo shag me now max u little stud

by NUTTEZ December 30, 2019

Doing a max

Racist when angry

Can you here that man he's doing a max in the Chinese

by Leviathan22 January 26, 2022

Nels maxing

When you play valorant all day

Yo stop nels maxing and go get a job

by Kris Kringle 27 April 26, 2025

MAX

Makes really nice burgers

This burger is Max

by Imakedefinitionsthatmaybereal June 3, 2025

Max McCue

silly little boy who will stay by your side, likes to be teased, very tall and cute, has big mussel and is very cute, oh yeah and is very cute, might I remind you he is very cute

Have you heard of Max McCue, I just kissed him yesterday B)

by anonymous June 2, 2022