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vendor lock-in

A common rent-seeking practice where vendors design structures and contracts to give them control of customer data and code.

The steps involved in vendor lock-in are:

1) Identify lower-IQ management to engage with

2) Insert clauses into contracts where vendor retains customer data and limit customer access

3) Insert clauses into contracts where code development commissioned by the customer is proprietary to the vendor

4) Say whatever is necessary to ensure customer is at ease with the clauses, but ensure no such record
5) Sell customer's own data back to them, piecemeal

6) Resell the output of the code each time it is run

7) Collect economic profits
Vendor Staff: "The regulators of First Common Bank found evidence of overcharging . First Common needs us to pull account numbers on which customers got hit. I wrote up the query and pulled the data while I was on the phone."

Vendor Mgnt: "That's great. Let's write up a Statement of Work detailing requirements. Put in a long time frame for delivery, like a month or two. We'll price at your annual salary so it looks like we did some math. What is it again, like $127,400?"

Vendor Staff: "We can't charge that."

Vendor Mgnt: "Yes we can. Where else are they getting the data? They don't have it. I personally negotiated the vendor lock-in."

Vendor Staff: "We charged them $127,400 last time."
by human-natured December 12, 2019
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on-lock

basically youre saying youre promising to lock that secret or fact up.
“bro promise me u wont be kissing up on my shawty bro”, “bro thats on-lock for real doe”
by notsayingwhobutjosieandpeyton January 23, 2020
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beef locket

Another term for vagina, or nature's pocket, also what one would define as a "precious vagina".

Similar to ham wallet or meat purse, but more dear to your heart.
"Before we board this plane, let me gently stuff all this weed into my precious beef locket."
by hamwallet69 February 20, 2020
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shit lock

a persons dread locks grown into one dread lock so shit lock
shit lock. what ever happend to that hippy shit lock?
by dawn schuyler joey martin February 21, 2020
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Turd lock

A turd or piece of turd caught in a lock of hair typically an animal.
Aw shit the cat has another turd lock
by Mushishi February 23, 2020
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Rachel Lock

A bitch. Someone who’s a bitch named Rachel Lock
by Afahdkfnfbsn February 23, 2020
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Whodini-Locked

Adjective:

When someone blocks you off of social media with no reason or explanation due to their own insecurities.
Man, I don't fuk with you. The last time I replied to one of your post, you Whodini-Locked me off of your friend list because of your insecurities BEOTCH!
by Mcsince83 March 26, 2020
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