Life Abortion

Life Abortion

- 1 part Tequila
- 1 part Sloe Gin
- 1 part Malibu
- 1 part Absolut Mandarin
- 1/2 part O.J.

Directions:
Make in batch serve as shots.

Result:
You get crunk.

Occasion:
Weddings, Bachelor/Bachelorette, or any other festivity that will end your life.

Went to the bar for my cousins bachelor party and we drank Life Abortions© all night.

by c0ck r0cka October 24, 2008

Sharna's life

Over cap.

Person 1: You know Sharna?
Person 2: Ooh yeah, that chick with moves like Jagger?
Person 1: Yep, she's over her phone cap!
Person 2: When is she not?
Person 1: It's pretty much Sharna's life!

by nomnommonster October 26, 2011

Life Virgin

Somebody who has not done anything with his or her life, therefore their life has yet to loose its virginity

i.e. a Life Virgin has never been abroad, never experienced love, never got drunk

by Ziltoid The Nonmiscient February 3, 2014

Pro-life

A lowlife cunt who thinks abortion is killing babies. They could care less for the thing after it’s born and will do nothing to help the kids that end up in foster care or somewhere else

Your not pro-life Janet you’re pro birth

by raybeez June 7, 2022

bitches for life

A group of girls

These are my bitches for life!

by cheerleade2005 January 4, 2016

Life-Rape

When someone from your past inappropriatly intrudes on your present life by contacting you over Facebook, grilling you, then are never heard from again.

"Do you remember that guy Jon? He life-raped me last week,"

"Loser."

"Yup."

facebook face rape

by Monkey Shelita August 21, 2010

Your life

...

Your life: This word doesn't exist

by help_i_need_a_damn_USERNAME September 16, 2019