Kevin is such an asshole but is funny. He can hate you sometimes but they suddenly just change for the better or worse. He can make memories that you will never be able to forget.
He is such a bitch but I'm grateful for having him as a friend.
He is such a bitch but I'm grateful for having him as a friend.
by Qianyu December 10, 2022
1: Bro I sucked off some random homeless person for 20 bucks.
2: That's something Kevin would do
1: $50 is $50, just saying
2: Stop being a Kevin
2: That's something Kevin would do
1: $50 is $50, just saying
2: Stop being a Kevin
by Cuntacuss June 12, 2022
If a guy's name is Kevin he is very chill and cool (sometimes a little gay) he probably kidnaps children as well
"hey look over there is that kevin?"
"yeah he's the child preditor!"
"well he chill tho we gonna be fine."
"yeah he's the child preditor!"
"well he chill tho we gonna be fine."
by SUR (so cool) December 15, 2023
by Damarius123 February 06, 2024
A Kevin is someone who will have your back. He is honest to a fault, a deep thinker, a problem solver, a goofball, a romantic, has a great sense of humor, a barely hidden nerdy side, and a huge heart. When there are problems a Kevin can be counted on to come up with a brilliant solution you may have never thought of but always makes the task easier and more efficient. Kevin is skilled with his hands and learns new things quickly. A Kevin will not disappoint you in the bedroom and sexual experiences will never be boring. Your Kevin will require lots of snuggles and pets so be prepared to never want to be free of his embrace. His smile can banish the cloudiest of days. A Kevin is faithful and loyal and always someone you can depend on. He is always thoughtful. Kevin loves his kitty and can be depended on to ‘meow’ at you often as way of declaring his affection. It’s impossible to not fall in love with his amazing personality. His eyes are mesmerizing and he knows how to style his hair. Kevin is a gentleman who will open doors for you but also has a dirty side. Kevin can be very spontaneous and brings a lot of fun to any any occasion. If you are lucky enough to find a Kevin make sure you snatch him up. Kevins are absolutely worth the wait!
This is Kevin. He’s my work husband because I know I can always depend on him to have my back! Meow!
by DarthKittyMeowMeow June 16, 2022
One who believes that cum is neutral, it’s neither straight nor gay. It’s where it’s deposited that makes the one depositing it gay or not.
Believes that men are superior to women because women can’t make men kings but only kings who can make women queens. Thats why they call it KINGdom, NOT QUEENdom.
Simpin’ ain’t pimpin’
Believes that men are superior to women because women can’t make men kings but only kings who can make women queens. Thats why they call it KINGdom, NOT QUEENdom.
Simpin’ ain’t pimpin’
by Bevinkaker559 September 25, 2024