Dick jam

A game where you slap your penis against your abdomen as hard as possible. Or you slap it upwards and shred paper or sea weed.

Man, I'm going to be the next Dick Jam gold medalist!

by dickjam#1 February 16, 2016

Dick Jam

When a man’s dick stinks.

Sarah went down on John and noticed he had Dick Jam.

by Bagtalk January 28, 2020

squashed jam donut

Someone who has a really really ridiculously ugly face.

'oh she looked alright'

'dude, she looks like a squashed jam donut"

by Jim Winston November 10, 2011

Smashed my jam

When someone skips a song you love

What the fuck? You smashed my jam

by TwigIdentity September 19, 2018

jam maker

A woman who loves to make jam, cakes, or pies or just take care of her man.

Bob's wife is a "jam maker", she picks him up when he's drunk and drives him home, staring at him adoringly.

by Lee Sheldon September 06, 2007

Jam you

Something that will get you in trouble

Them lies gone jam you yet.....

by Jam you February 21, 2021

Jam roll

Yer hole

Kris:just goat ma jam roll bro

by Kristodd October 31, 2020