Jake

Jake is simp of the year
by clownoftheyear December 27, 2019
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funniest mf ever, his brother bradley is better though
person: “jake, where’s bradley?”
jake: “at work
by friendofidiots June 09, 2023
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A meme, mii and one of a kind. Can be an ass while always using innuendos. Can be quite a lad. Just don’t let any bromance get in the way.
by HayFuckingHoe May 19, 2020
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A guy with a monster cock and the stamina of a horse
Wow! I can’t believe how hung Jake was!
by pusyslayer512 December 05, 2023
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Valeries forever boyfriend and husband <33 he is my world forever and always! I truly would do anything for him.. he’s so sweet and charming and makes me heart full again! When i see him i smile and sigh happily hoping he’ll always be in my sight i love this guy with all my heart!^^
Jake <3 Valerie
by Valllllllllllllllll!!! April 25, 2022
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Most likely a massive cunt who lost all his friends because he prioritises his new girlfriend cover his close friends. The girl may only like him for his appearance in some cases
My friend is turning into such a Jake I hate it.
by fat jungo March 03, 2019
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Jake is a man with a massive dick
Guy1: woah he has a HUGE penis

Guy2: it's obviously Jake

Guy3: he's a sketch

Jake: ayy blud wanna get boxed up

Guy3: soz
by Mr.Tumble August 21, 2019
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