russian seatbelt

Putting your legs over another person's lap when on a bus or other unsafe vehicle that does not possess seatbelts. Usually done for somebody sitting on the seat closest to the aisle. Though it relays a sense of security, this action probably causes more loss than gain of safety.
1 *in a bus, on a bumpy road*
Jess: Holy crap, I feel like I'm gonna fall out!
Sarah: Russian seatbelt?
Jess: Russian seatbelt.

2
Owen: Um... What are you doing? (referring to odd leg positioning)
Reese: Dimmock, the seatbelts've been ripped out by some idiot.
Bob: Russian seatbelting is the only way I'm able to keep him from jumping out from fear of going through the windscreen.
by PlatonicCentaur January 24, 2014
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PULLING A RUSSIAN

WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND COLDLY AND OBJECTIVELY CHEATS ON OR DUMPS YOU FOR A RICHER GUY.
DUDE THE ONLY REASON YOUR MOM HAS ANY MONEY IS CAUSE SHE ENGAGED IN PULLING A RUSSIAN ON HER HIGHSCHOOL SWEETHEART TO MARRY YOUR DAD.
by DEEMIN SEED September 05, 2011
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Russian Chili Dog

The Russian Chili Dog is when someone defecate on their partners chest especially between a female boobs then have sex with it. It is also similar to a Cleveland Steamer.
I gave my wife a Russian Chili Dog last night.
by squadron 16 2013 the truth January 20, 2025
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RUSSIAN BOTulism

Making drastic assertions (statements without evidence) in support of Donald Trump, such as would be made by a Russian bot. While many statements are, not all such statements are made by actual Russian bots.

Examples of Russian BOTulism:

“Hilary Clinton runs a pedophile agency through a pizza parlor.”
“The deep state flew a plane load of thugs to New Hampshire.”
“The Democrats, led by George Soros, want to integrate our schools. Oh crap, they already have.”
“Did you notice the tide of Russian Botulism during the DNC? I was watching it on Facebook and pizza emojis kept showing up in the comments.”

“I liked a story about Mitch McConnell’s cat, Rocky, and my feed has been nothing but Russian Botulism ever since.“
by beckynot September 25, 2020
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Russian torpedo

When you take a nice solid 10”-12” shit, freeze it the fuck someone in the ass with the frozen turd
That disgusting woman wanted to give me a russian torpedo on our blind date last night
by Jay Bizzel February 07, 2022
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Russian blender

When you stick your dick in the blenders and ejaculate and use the cum to make a smoothie
Jack let’s make a Russian blender
by SupremeRhino April 25, 2022
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The Russian Race

We are Babylonian but blind, blond, red haired. Better said subrace.

Eastern European countries not South.

Hungary and sometimes if you just born that way from one parent or random.
The Russian Race is pissed off!
by Gonzalo555777 March 01, 2025
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