Choping Wood

Masterbate.....:)
Guy: What are you doing
Other Guy: Choping wood!
Guy: Oh god why in front of me!!!!
by WOUNDERWIPER March 27, 2009
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Wood Rolled

Much like getting Rick Rolled, getting Wood Rolled is when someone clicks an unsuspecting link only to be greeted by a large seated black man (Mr. Wood), and his penis which is the size of a 3rd leg, dangling between his legs. This is used most effectively during the Covid-19 outbreak of 2020.
Friend 1: Hi Friend 2! Take a look these new numbers about the Coronavirus! Click this link.
Friend 2: 'clicks link'. Sees Mr. Wood and his giant 3rd leg. "Come on man! Why'd you have to Wood Roll me like that? I'm at work!
Friend 1: You're just been Wood Rolled!
by Coronakid2020 April 07, 2020
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Ashley Wood

A absolute BMT that thinks he is bad just because he lives in thaxted
Omg is that ashley wood? Yeah he thinks he is a bad man ting
by BONERBOY3000 May 05, 2021
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Off the wood

Phrase describing someone who’s really baked. Particularly baked off a backwoods
Jake - “Bro, what’s Jon doing in the corner over there? I haven’t heard him speak in almost an hour”

Ryan - “He’s off the wood man”
by Purple drink October 29, 2021
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Wood chipping

When you nibble on a penis for foreplay or bite on it whilst performing a blowjob. May also involve pieces of the foreskin if there is one.
Tyler: Dude! Your mom totally woodchipped me last night!
Dake: Man, what the hell? Wood chipping blows!
by Philoingdeeznuts September 17, 2021
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Usually tools to expand a tiny apartment, if your name is little jimmy.
Little Jimmy has a 1.5 Foot apartment, so in return he gets Galvanized Square Steel, Eco-Friendly wood veneers, and Screws borrowed from aunt to illegally expand his tiny room to make room for his new home.
by Somerealguysomewhereelse June 01, 2024
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wooded

To shut yourself away from others by building a figurative wall around you.
Person 1: How's Sherry been?
Person 2: I don't know, I haven't seen her in a while. She's been completely wooded.
by idk who need this but i care4u January 19, 2023
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