French Kickflip 

When you in the bedroom and she's riding your dick and she does a 180 on it and farts

Person 1: "Dude, I was fuckin this girl the other day and she did a french kickflip on it, it was soo hot"
Person 2: "yoo that's sick"

French Kickflip by arcanev4 August 21, 2024

French yogurt 

You cum a load into a friend or family member's mouth before they now have to suck the tip and spit it back into the hole

Lets do a French Yogurt

French yogurt by I caught him lacking so hard October 2, 2024

French Vasectomy

When a man stuffs his cock down a girl's throat and she then gets her head cut off by a guillotine, cutting the man's penis head off.

Jackie just gave Caleb The French Vasectomy and It looked awesome!

French Vasectomy by itsmenotjames November 13, 2024

French Fartcandle 

A term for a non-interactive, smelly person that serves nothing this world other than smelling like absolute shit.

“I dont wanna say any names, but the guy with the square moustache reminds me of a french fartcandle.”

French Fartcandle by PolishedPocketPenis November 22, 2024

French Vanilla 

A beautiful light-skinned woman

Yo, Jamie is a certified French Vanilla!

French Vanilla by athughunter November 27, 2024

French Flicker Gooning

French Flicker Gooning is the act of climaxing while shoveing a baguette up your anus. The techniueque was invented by the french general napoleon bonarparte in the battle of austerlitz in 1805. It was performed to calm down before battle. According to napoleons wife Josephine de Beauharnais he performe this profane act before the invasion of russia. The technique was so lethal, becouse the ejaculate quickend at a rapid rate wich coused it to treverse straight through the cranium of many unfurtunate russian genererals. This tactic was officialy indoctrinated into russian military doctrine, where its still in use in the russo-ukraine war.

I think president macronne performed french flicker gooning in paris, during his compain for president.

French Flicker Gooning by GOON_PRO December 10, 2024

French nostril 

So basically the guy will cum up the nose and the person will snort it in.

Yeah I gave my girl the French nostril now she can’t breath out of the right side of her nose

French nostril by Koolaidketchup December 12, 2024