Midgie's Dick

A unit of measurement less than a millimetre. It can be used in a variety of contexts. Midgies have notoriously small members.

Example 1: Music or TV
Can you turn it up a midgie's dick?

Example 2: Furniture making
I need to shave a midgie's dick off the width of the drawers. Can you pass me the belt sander?

by Meathook Mike June 17, 2014

dollar dick

When wrapping a dollar around a penis to measure girth, a dollar dick is so thick that the ends of the dollar do not touch.

Allison: "Yo, do you know Victor?"
Erin: "Yeah, the guy you got with last night?"
Allison: "You know he has a dollar dick?"
Erin: "Must have been girthy"
Allison: "Yup, it was great. Less painful than I thought"

by kiddielover69 March 26, 2017

dick chocolate

normally referring to giant butt holes exploding or the sexual term butt pirate

joe1: hey
joe2:hey
joe1:hey
joe2:hey
joe1: NIGGA SUCK ON MY GIANT DICK CHOCOLATE

by *insert smart name here* January 20, 2019

off the dick

a phrase that means from the start, or off the jump.

“how much will this cost?” “$250, off the dick.”

by chanelish February 11, 2019

Vanilla Dick

A white, heterosexual guy, the male equivalent of a basic bitch.
Most likely to wear skaterclothes, but he doesn’t skate?!, thinks of himself as a player, slightly homophobic, proudly listens to techno and dutch rap.
Basically the embodiment of the white, male privilage.

*disclamer: vanilla isn’t disgusting, but it isn’t an existing flavour either…

Girl, don’t date that bitch: he’s a vanilla dick!!

by lilT&Marhoe February 24, 2022

dick pusher

A guy who tries and tries to get you to have sex with him. No matter how many times you tell him no, he keeps trying. Tries everything except force to convince you that having sex with him is a good idea.

Did you have fun last night with Gary? No, he turned out to be a real dick pusher.

by Trainwreck7x July 6, 2017

Dick depressed

When a girl is depressed about the lack of dick in her life

Girl: I need to get laid It's been a while

Other girl: your dick depressed

by Madddie_t August 21, 2016