Fake Tan Friday (FTF)

Fake tan friday (ftf) is a day in which a group of friends become a group of orange friends; usually before a night out. Preparation for ftf begins the night before, giving the girls optimum tanning time before the big day. Originated in Hertfordshire.

Katherine: It's nearly Fake Tan Friday (FTF), going to do at least 4 layers
Emma: I'm not even going out, but gonna do it anyway!
Ellie: I love ftf
Katie: FTF RULES!

by ftfgirl101 May 15, 2014

Fake Foreigner

Pejorative name for often monolingual foreign passport holders who despite living their entire lives in the country they are based in, still introduce themselves as foreign citizens of a country from which they don't speak its official language and are unfamiliar with the local culture and customs.

"Coco keeps telling people she is from Argentina, but the other day she couldn't tell us what its capital was."

"Dude, she is a fake foreigner, didn't you know?"

"Fake foreigners can attend any university they want because they are excempt from taking the National College Entrance Examination."

"You can tell Vicky and David are fake foreigners because even-though they both claim to be from New Zealand, they only lived there for 6 months and can barely say a few words in English."

by Chimsy May 28, 2022

Fake friend day

Fake friend day is on NOVEMBER 12th 2021

Omg today is fake friend day post that bitch that be talking abt yu

by Janitor November 11, 2021

Fake a Shit

The act of hiding out in the bathroom stall while checking your phone for a 1/2 hour

Chad pulled a fake a shit, I heard, his phone, playing angry birds while he was in the shitter

by Psyko Tek May 31, 2014

fake relashionship

a fake relashionship is when people pretend to be together.

for exemple : Harry styles and Olivia Wilde, " have you seen Harry Styles and Olivia wilde, they are probably in a fake relashionship, because Harry is already married."

by larries shit January 10, 2021

Fake out gangster

The lowest in the thug community. A gangster who acts real but will set you up, snitch on you to the cops after committing a crime with you, orthrough you under the bus the next time he gets cought for a crime he knows he shouldn’t of committed in the first place

(White boy)”Man, that fool pee pee is a fake out gangster ! He tried to set me up because his ego got hurt by things that were said around the block.”(brown guy) “ where’s his pride?” (White boy)“ I guess it’s true what they say, clothes don’t make the man!(brown guy) “Neither do tattoo!”

by Dadonn December 21, 2024

The Pump Fake Plow

After the course of the night filled with drugs and alcohol. You experience ED when it counts. Rather then quit and leave your woman unsatisfied. You finish the job with your fingers.

OMG! How could this happen? Time for the pump fake plow

by Yam derf October 12, 2018