When someone says this it's a reference to an individual so stupid, annoying, etc that it should not be existing and is better off being killed before it reproduces (before it lays eggs = before it makes more of itself/ has youngsters as annoying/stupid as itself)
by NIS May 10, 2013
Get the Kill it before it lays eggsmug. When the tits are old and sagging, with the look of fried eggs hanging on a nail. These tits are usually caused by breast feeding of numerous children. Similar to National Geographic Titties
What can we expect in terms of droopage here? A slight slope or the full-blown fried eggs hanging on a nail thing?
by rachiebabygirl January 21, 2007
Get the fried eggs hanging on a nailmug. like milk egg but you add in feces and piss and let that ferment and stick you milk egg inside of this mixture and let rot obsorb and change color and repeat the last few steps of insertion eating her out and slurping up the juices
(person 1)hey me and susan did the cacao lemon milk egg instead of the milk egg today.
(person 2) why do i even talk to such a perverted fuck.you absolutly disgust me.
(person 2) why do i even talk to such a perverted fuck.you absolutly disgust me.
by attack i pod lemon May 14, 2021
Get the cacao lemon milk eggmug. by TheOneFlower2007 December 12, 2019
Get the Sushi Dog Egg Rollmug. A small yellow plastic briefcase with 12 round bumps in each side, which can be used to carry and protect up to 12 eggs, assuming these eggs are from your average chicken and not a big ol' ostrich or fat pterodactyl. Also doubles as a surprisingly effective head and/or back massaging device. However, it is recommended that no eggs are inside the 12 Section Egg Protector while a massage is taking place, as this can result in a bad case of 'eggy back', or even 'eggy head'.
Joseph: 'Oh no, I lost my 12 Section Egg Protector when I had 16 pints yesterday and wound up on the kitchen floor shouting "fuck the flamin drongo system bollocks I like Mark!"'
Richard: "You dozy bell-end, how am I going to protect my eggs on the way back from the butcher's tomorrow morning now?! Thanks."
Richard: "You dozy bell-end, how am I going to protect my eggs on the way back from the butcher's tomorrow morning now?! Thanks."
by gis gump February 23, 2011
Get the 12 Section Egg Protectormug. A term derived form Comedy Central airings of "The Big Lebowski." It was used to substitute "Fuck a stranger in the ass" in the infamous "you see what happens" scene. It means fuck a stranger in the ass. It is used in conjunction with "find a stranger in the alps."
You see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps? This is what happens when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs!
by Batsmoothiemigo April 24, 2011
Get the feed a stoner scrambled eggsmug. by Wylin May 12, 2009
Get the Go shit a rainbow eggmug.