Dutch Uncle

When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then firmly grasp the shaft of your penis and have a companion motion it up and down.

Hey Brian! I don’t want to make it weird or anything, but could you give me a Dutch uncle? I’ve got blue balls, and I just bought you Chik Fil A, so you kinda owe me.

by TacoDaav August 31, 2022

Dutch sauna

When you poop and don't flush then proceed to have a very steamy shower

Wes had a Dutch sauna the bathroom still smells

by Kylino123 May 19, 2016

Dutch Pinkeye

The act of farting on your partners face when they have their head off the side of a surface they are laying on (i.e. bed or couch) whilst sucking your testicles.

"Dude, what happened to your girlfriend's eyes?" "I accidently gave her Dutch pinkeye."

by NavyGravy September 27, 2023

dutch gas oven

A gas oven used in the process of either heating or burning dutch people.

Guy: Damn, that's a hot dutch gas oven. Bet It'll be able to burn some Dutches!

by white4life69 December 2, 2017

Dutching

When your obsessed with Dutch boys

Omg he’s so cute I heard he’s dutch
Girllllll your Dutching

by MayaandChristian September 14, 2019

Dutch flair

A Dutch flair is when either a Dutch man or woman licks the back of their hand, slaps you and straight after doing so yells WOOOOO!

Joe, why is the one side of your face red ? I got Dutch flaired by Peter.

by Demlar12 February 25, 2020

Dutch Vine

When you put your boner on a girl’s shoulder and when she turns around, you say, “Hoo hoo”.

I Dutch vined her.

by wiggins December 3, 2022