Klunk dump

Literally shitting bricks.

Holy crap dude someone scared me and i took a klunk dump.
Oh shoot dude.

by 420 yes scope March 20, 2017

Trump Dump

When you take a dump like Donald Trump.

Oh! I hate such a big dinner that I need to take a Trump Dump!

by thejv022 March 25, 2017

chinese dump

When you've gotta take a crap so bad your eyes are squinting.

Aw man, this chinese dump is gonna be bad.

by Steve 999999 April 14, 2017

clump a dump

When you really wanna take a dumb but you can't because your to busy.

MAN I REALLY NEED TO CLUMP A DUMP

by Autism austin April 19, 2018

trump-dump

1) When a person/mammal farts loudly in a crowd of people and everyone just stands there and takes it.

2) How society deals with Donald Trump

Donald sure let a loud trump-dump in the meeting this morning.

by Tubagirl81 October 19, 2017

Rooster Dump

When you wake up and take your first shit of the day.

Does anyone know a good plumber I can call? I just clogged the toilet with an enormous rooster dump.

by Koknballz May 17, 2017

dump-clothes

(Noun) a very offensive term for a person that IYHO dresses so badly /poorly that it literally looks like they have found their clothes at the garbage dump.

Aunt Petunia: Harry you stupid dump-clothes, how dare you go on a date with Hermione dressed like this?

Harry: since when, lol do you care about what Hermione will think about the way I dress?

by Sexydimma May 19, 2017