Pumping and dumping

The pumping refers to the rhythmic motion during sex and the dumping refers to the climax of the male.

The last time he was pumping and dumping, I got pregnant!!

by CrankyEngineer May 4, 2018

dump the trump

To not support The Donald

I so am going to dump the trump

by Marti marto December 26, 2016

Dump truffle

The act of defecating on one's sexual partner, but just a small amount (like the size of a chocolate truffle). Not to be confused with the larger Cleveland Steamer.

After exhausting sex, I took a dump truffle on her large breasts as she slept.

by The_Friendly_Faitheist January 2, 2017

dump failure

when, to your surprise, you are unbelievably constipated, and you fail at making a bowel movement after many long minutes on the porcelain throne.

also in geography, dump failure is used to refer to bad waste disposal

I just had the biggest dump failure.

by kittttttten February 3, 2017

dump

a thing that feels good and it falls with a plop

i took a huge dump

by poop lord 2020 January 9, 2020

Three-Course-Dump

Step 1 (The Apootizer): This is the beginning of a shitty ride. This will be a light loosening of the spinky, and possibly even a log or two may drop. However you are simply preparing for the main course so remain pootient.

Step 2 (The main Poo-latter): Logs will be droppin’, spinkies will be poppin’. Things could get messy real quick. You might even want to invest in a deeper toilet bowl to avoid splash damage.

Step 3 (Dessert Deuces): Now that the main Poo-latter is over, its time to finish it off with a nice Crème Poolée. These logs will be nice and creamy, with a layer of crusty caramel glazed on top.

Bon appootit.

TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Yo Buhl watchu doin for the Super Bowl?

Big Cheesy: I’m taking a nice three-course-dump. In other words, I’m taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.

TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Sweet so you’re telling me the New England Pootriots aren’t in it this year?

Big Cheesy: That’s right. I’m taking them with me too. Should be very pooleasant.

by Stoney69 February 2, 2020

Fuel Dump

When a man drinks a lot of water, and urinates into his partner’s tight asshole, as if an air tanker is refueling an airplane. The partner then shits the smelly poop juice out, carrying out the fuel dump.

I was fucking Sarah in the ass, but needed to piss. She told me to piss inside her ass, and she proceeded to do a fuel dump onto my chest.

by captaincrunk February 8, 2020