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cookie-cutter speech

A cookie-cutter speech, is a generic speech that is not original, is generic, boring, lack of content (and sometimes of meaning) and the worst part it is not so convincing and motivational.
This generic speech usually does not cite any source but everyone known that this speech is not original.

Sometimes, a cookie-cutter speech is able to "freeze the time", converting a simple 5 minutes speech in a tedious whole hours speech.

A cookie-cutter speech is used when :
-A speaker need a rushed speech.
-The speaker does not care about the speech and just want the work done.
-The speaker does not have imagination and he want to try a "proved formula", usually copied from a Human Resource book.
-Is repetitive and tedious, most of the times used by the Head of a University speaking to the new students.
-Over abusing of a renowned speech.
Politician style:
-Vote for me and ____ (insert promise that everyone know that will be unfulfilled) is a cookie-cutter speech.
-I have a dream _____ (imitating Martin Luther King) is another is a cookie-cutter speech.

A beauty contest:
-What do you want for the future.
-I want world peace and feeding the starving African children is a clichéd is a cookie-cutter speech.
by Magallanes July 11, 2010
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Oreo Cookie Milkshake

A sex position where the male engages in anal sex with a woman and ejaculates inside her. He then proceeds to insert a straw into her anus and sip the acquired taste of anal juice and semen mixture into his mouth. Snowballing with your partner afterwards is optional.
Dude, I was fucking my girlfriend in the ass like that and she let me have an oreo cookie milkshake after i finished.
by jimbo234 April 27, 2010
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Deutsche cookie

A way to make calling someone a deutsche sound cute, but still just as offensive. A person who is acting like an asshole, but you like too much to seriously insult.
God damn it, why are you being such a deutsche cookie?
by bosstoniaaan July 18, 2011
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that's the way the cookie crumbles

it can mean, "that's life" or "that's how it goes" at the end of a conversation about bad things.
"My dog died last night, and then I broke a nail."
"That's the way the cookie crumbles, honey!"
by Meg May 26, 2004
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fortune cookie nookie

to have sex with an asian girl
Dude, I took this totally hot asian chick home last night and scored some fortune cookie nookie!
by Robert Richards October 14, 2007
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that's the way the cookie crumbles

one of the stupideszt sayings ever.
bob: omg i shit my pantz

John: lmao that's the way the cookie crumbles

bob: stfu fag.
by imjustapoorboynobodylovesme December 21, 2006
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chocolate chip cookie

A white person whose body is covered with so many moles that they look like a chocolate chip cookie when naked.
That girl I used to date looked like a chocolate chip cookie and I used to play "connect the dots" with her moles.
by wolfbait51 October 4, 2011
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