stupid cold 

when it is just too cold and you cant feel your privates

it is just stupid cold tonight! i cant feel my ass!

stupid cold by ms kitty March 4, 2006

The Fishy Cold Place 

"The Fishy Cold Place" is Seattle. In a comedy video about the Mandela effect, a comedian ironically claimed it referred to Sweden, thus demonstrating the Mandela effect.

"The only Ikea in the fishy cold place is south of town" or "The Space Needle is at the heart of the fishy cold place."

The Fishy Cold Place by Fake Peleus April 10, 2022

Fighting in the Cold War 

Refers to having sex with a girl on her period.

The definition refers to the cold war fought against the Communists who commonly used red as their primary color.

Similar in meaning to "Getting your redwings"

Male version:

Joe: "Hey Tim, what happened last night after you left with Mary?"
Tim: "Oh man, it was nuts I ended up fighting in the Cold War."

Female version:

"Jill, have you ever let anyone fight in your cold war?"

Fighting in the Cold War by Jessica G September 18, 2006

Ass Puckering Cold 

When your ass cheeks pucker cause they don't know what else to do cause its so cold. A time when you walk outside and its so cold the only words that come to mind is "Why is it so Fucking Cold?" A temperature that is so uncomfortable their is no other way to describe it.

"Damn, it's definitely Ass Puckering Cold cause my ass is completley closed, shivering, and I can't stop it!

Ass Puckering Cold by a.91.a. October 17, 2010

balls cold 

A expression of how cold it is, either used alone, or in a scale. The logical extension of "cold as balls"

Primus: It is balls cold, dude.

Secundus: How may balls?

Primus: Three balls, man. Three balls cold.

balls cold by cold_balls January 10, 2010

nosebreath cold 

When it is so cold outside that when you breathe out of your nose you can see it.

"Hey John, it's 10 degrees outside!" "Wow Billy, that's nosebreath cold!"

nosebreath cold by luluyakyak January 31, 2009

alabama cold pocket 

The art of defecating inside of a woman's vagina. only after death though, thats what makes it cold. sometimes one would proceed to have sexual intercourse in this situation.

Tracey was dead her boyfriend karl with a k was so desperate to poop he used her as a toilet, then proceeded to make love to her one last time. what karl did is known as an Alabama cold pocket.

alabama cold pocket by my names karl December 8, 2016