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Ass Puckering Cold 

When your ass cheeks pucker cause they don't know what else to do cause its so cold. A time when you walk outside and its so cold the only words that come to mind is "Why is it so Fucking Cold?" A temperature that is so uncomfortable their is no other way to describe it.
"Damn, it's definitely Ass Puckering Cold cause my ass is completley closed, shivering, and I can't stop it!
Ass Puckering Cold by a.91.a. October 17, 2010
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balls cold 

A expression of how cold it is, either used alone, or in a scale. The logical extension of "cold as balls"
Primus: It is balls cold, dude.

Secundus: How may balls?

Primus: Three balls, man. Three balls cold.
balls cold by cold_balls January 10, 2010
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nosebreath cold 

When it is so cold outside that when you breathe out of your nose you can see it.
"Hey John, it's 10 degrees outside!" "Wow Billy, that's nosebreath cold!"
nosebreath cold by luluyakyak January 31, 2009

alabama cold pocket 

The art of defecating inside of a woman's vagina. only after death though, thats what makes it cold. sometimes one would proceed to have sexual intercourse in this situation.
Tracey was dead her boyfriend karl with a k was so desperate to poop he used her as a toilet, then proceeded to make love to her one last time. what karl did is known as an Alabama cold pocket.

The cold war 

A war that included 2 most known wars such as the Vietnam War and the soviet Afghanistan war.
The cold war lasted from 1947-1991 Which started with the 2 global super powers, USSR. USA. breaking allianced and because the berlin airlift. And ended with the soviet union, USSR. Collapsing .
The cold war by REE man September 19, 2020

there was a cold day 

a phrase which could be used in american accent in haste if you want to ask your indian servant or friend to open the door.. related -> there was a band car day
ashley: karan, there was a cold day!(spoken spontaneously)
karan: aray tumko hindi ati hai.. (hindi for "hey you know how to speak in hindi.")

Call Of Duty Cold War 

The newest game in the Call of Duty franchise and it is a fun game with a single player, multiplayer, and a good Zombies
Me: “Hey Justin did you play Call Of Duty Cold War last night?”
Justin “Yeah, and I’m cracked 😫”