cracker is nothing more but a shit tv show starring some fat guy from britian, its almost as bad as father ted, life on mars, and only fools and horses
by booboochoochoo August 9, 2021
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by Dre2k August 15, 2021
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A crack addicted female that will do ANYTHING for a piece of crack - including "clucking like a chicken".
She's a Clucker. Tell her that you'll give her a piece of crack if she clucks like a chicken and she'll do it!
by Eldie August 19, 2021
Get the Clucker mug.A person of color who tries to embrace White/European culture and appearance. Guys are often referred to as Uncle Tom's and women use Whitening Skin Cream to crackerjack their appearance. Women will also spend thousands of dollars in the beauty salon getting a Brazilian Blow Out in effort to get hair that can blow in the wind hairstyle.
You see Kaysheniqua over there with Karen, Janette and Abby? She'll soon change her name to Kaylie, by the way, what happen to her cornrows? She must be crackerjacking!
by BahamaBoy73 August 23, 2021
Get the Crackerjacking mug.The average white person in Canada, USA, UK, and Australia.
They are pretty dumb, have a poor diet that consists of white flour, oil, salt and sugar.
They are overweight, have type 2 diabetes, and think they look beautiful.
When they age they look scarier and uglier than a white walker.
And let's be real a cracker without a microwave will die of famine within 2 hours.
Apparently this is the master race...
They are pretty dumb, have a poor diet that consists of white flour, oil, salt and sugar.
They are overweight, have type 2 diabetes, and think they look beautiful.
When they age they look scarier and uglier than a white walker.
And let's be real a cracker without a microwave will die of famine within 2 hours.
Apparently this is the master race...
Oh look, I'm in Alberta, a western province, yet it's filled with dumb ass crackers, poor and dumb as shit.
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