Paperback Bitch

A person who has everything they need but stills whines about having a crappy life/ not having something.

Jim: Mannn I want the new iphone 4s my iphone 4 is soo slooowww
Tim: Stop being such a paperback bitch

Douchebag: FML dude
Friend: Dude you have everything you need, you make your life seem like shit when there are other people with actual problems, your being a paperback bitch

by realtalk_69 May 5, 2012

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Bitch Nut

The captive nut that is used in server racks that is a bitch to install without the proper tool. Sometimes a screwdriver is used in lieu of the special tool. Using a screwdriver can lead to injury when the screwdriver slips off and stabs the hand securing the bitch nut.

Also a bitch because they are never supplied with equipment and are often forgotten when equipment is ordered.

Origin: A cage nut or caged nut consists of a square nut in a spring steel cage which wraps around the nut. The cage has two wings that when compressed allow the cage to be inserted into the square holes in equipment-server racks.

I need a box of bitch nuts for the new server that is to be installed in the server rack.

by Stonewall 436 April 27, 2012

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shadyass bitch

Someone who tries to hide something by manipulating his or others' actions or words to his own advantage in order to attain something for his own benefit. This person may also hide information by not saying anything or lying.

1: "I thought he was going to his girlfriend's house."
2: "Nah, he went to freeload some beers at John's house...and he's not picking up his phone either."
1: "Wow, what a shadyass bitch!!!"

by Sektatasek July 27, 2011

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Clyde Bitch

A bitch who sucks mad yang for food stamps.

Yo do you know Sam D? Don't fuck around with her, she a Clyde Bitch. I heard she got a salty pirate from a 40 year old for $4.

by Carolinereasonfordawordbitch August 27, 2013

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Bitch Session

A Bitch Session is where a bunch of friends gather and bitch about all the crap that should be elminated from the face of the Earth, i.e., Stupid people, events that sucked, wastes of time, etc. ad infinitum.

Whenever my friends and I get a break from rehearsal, we go into the back room and have a Bitch Session about all the shit that shouldn't go on during rehearsal, like the time available to have a Bitch Session.

by Joe Sabs December 14, 2008

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