break your apple

This is when you get your first Apple device.

You can also break someone's apple by giving them an Apple device.
Software iTunes doesn't count unless it's on an Apple device.

Insert Name broke his/her apple today when he/she got an Mac/iPhone/iPad/iTouch/iPod/iShuffle/i_____ for his/her birthday.
Break your apple today and get the iPhone 4S!
Mary just smashed that dude's apple with a Mac!
I want Joe to break my apple.
I think Susan is going to break my apple tonight.

by obido October 13, 2011

green apple nasties

a bad case of diharria

Paul, I don't feel so good, I think I've got a severe case of the green apple nasties.

by xdabbadabbadoox3 May 26, 2008

Grandma's apple pie

A pussy so loose, it looks as though it is your Grandma's apple pie.

Your sister has got Grandma's apple pie

by anonymous January 6, 2004

Babyarm wit' a apple

Large black member.

git the jig on' ho, cut the crapple
i got me a baby arm wit' a juicy apple

by DJ Smoov April 24, 2003

Columbian Adams Apple

The act of a person performing oral sex on a male. The person performing the oral sex on the male must swallow a small bag of coke. One end of a string is to be tied to the small coke bag, the other end is to be tied to the base of the male's penis whom is recieving the oral sex. When the male that is recieving the oral sex is about to ejaculate, he pulls out far enough to remove the coke bag and make a popping sound, ejaculates on the person's throat while snorting the bag of coke.

I really appriciate a good Columbian Adams Apple from time to time.

by Karl Mahley May 16, 2009

bone apple tea

So say when you are texting someone, you talk about states and countries. You name Brazil, South Africa and then Argentina. But your friend spells it like this:urgent Tina

P1 shows pic of food: bone apple tea!

P2 replying: it’s bon appetéit

by doodoodaequann September 18, 2019

chocolate caramel apple

The act of a man shoving his fist up the anal cavity of a partner and then glazing the fist with his warm sticky semen and letting the partner lick the hand clean. Much like an apple covered in chocolate, then glazed with caramel.

Yesterday Abbie asked me to give her a chocolate caramel apple, so I did and she said it tasted like shit.
hot carl booty caramel apple chocolate apple cleveland steamer rusty trombone rusty fishhook

by dickcheese565 June 4, 2013