Adam
(n.)
A freak genetic anomaly who looks 25, thinks like a philosopher king, and considers daily showers an oppressive Western construct. Adam is the type of dude who can quote ancient Vedic texts and John Hughes film in the same breath — and somehow make both sound profound.
He’s a certified yogi, a detective by trade, and a soon-to-be published author who probably wrote half his cyberpunk novel while in a headstand, drinking 9.5 pH water, and judging you for eating non-organic Doritos.
Underneath the hyper-intellectual, stoic exterior lies an undercover empath — the kind who pretends not to care but probably remembers the name of your dead goldfish and how you felt about it.
Adam doesn’t forget names — even of the wildly forgettable. He doesn’t forget shit — except maybe the last time he showered. But that’s okay. His chi is balanced, his IQ is clinically off the charts, and he probably already forgave you for being less evolved.
(n.)
A freak genetic anomaly who looks 25, thinks like a philosopher king, and considers daily showers an oppressive Western construct. Adam is the type of dude who can quote ancient Vedic texts and John Hughes film in the same breath — and somehow make both sound profound.
He’s a certified yogi, a detective by trade, and a soon-to-be published author who probably wrote half his cyberpunk novel while in a headstand, drinking 9.5 pH water, and judging you for eating non-organic Doritos.
Underneath the hyper-intellectual, stoic exterior lies an undercover empath — the kind who pretends not to care but probably remembers the name of your dead goldfish and how you felt about it.
Adam doesn’t forget names — even of the wildly forgettable. He doesn’t forget shit — except maybe the last time he showered. But that’s okay. His chi is balanced, his IQ is clinically off the charts, and he probably already forgave you for being less evolved.
by Jay Monét June 20, 2025
Get the Adammug. Adam is illiterate. He always starts arguments and has a bit of a temper. He love conquest so so too much. Adam is sadam.
by URBOIOFMAN December 10, 2019
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Get the Adam francismug. by boogiewoogiewoogie May 8, 2018
Get the ADAMmug. Adam is the best person you will ever meet. He's caring, gentle, playful, and kind. He'll tease you, but you know that you'll never feel unsafe with him around. He has kind eyes and a gentle, calming voice that puts you at ease almost immediately.
Adam is an absolutely amazing person who anyone would be lucky to meet and become friends with. He is always there if you need him.
Lazy fucker though who doesn't get outta his friggin bed. Seriously dude, you can't be late *every* day.
Can't help but love him though.
Adam is an absolutely amazing person who anyone would be lucky to meet and become friends with. He is always there if you need him.
Lazy fucker though who doesn't get outta his friggin bed. Seriously dude, you can't be late *every* day.
Can't help but love him though.
by Justafuckinidiotwhoneedshugs August 14, 2019
Get the Adammug.