winter short

Park you good ride for the winter and ride an old car for the winter.

Hey yo what you doin with that junk car yo? — it’s my winter short.

by Baaaadpaw September 2, 2023

Short-stalled

Short-stalling is the absence of bathroom etiquette wherein someone, when given a choice of bathroom stalls, sits in the stall next to someone already using one when they had the option of choosing another stall and leaving a "buffer zone" between them and the other stall occupant.

Bob short-stalled me again after lunch today - four stalls available and he sits right next to me!

by Rubixkewb April 12, 2019

Short

Having a lack of sleep; as your spine elongates as you sleep, reversing the effects of gravity on your spine.
If you don't sleep enough your spine will have less time to stretch out and be more compressed when you wake up then if you slept a full length

"ya man I showed up short to that exam"

by Edward Shakespeare May 23, 2022

Short Feather

A super cool person

Wow, she's such a short feather

by superchill12345 April 8, 2023

Unass the short!

To get out of a helicopter quickly. Used in the Vietnam war. A helicopter was considered a "short" flight.

This landing zone is hot as fuck! Unass the short!

by BlackMeathammer June 12, 2018

short

Short is 5’0 5’1 5’2 5’3 5’4 5’5 5’6

Yo bro ur so short😂

by d_daddy October 11, 2021

Popping a short-handed Joe

“Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.

“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”

by chinese_dogman February 20, 2021