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Salad Misery

The anguish and despondency felt in the mid-afternoon by persons who have only consumed a salad for lunch. Usually occurs at the time a food coma would set in, had you actually eaten something delicious.
My parents hinted that I was looking a little chunky, so I got a salad for lunch. Now the salad misery is just making me want to kill myself.
by Sir Vix October 6, 2012
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Trunk Salad

When the contents of your vehicle’s trunk has gotten tossed around and messed up, used mostly in Rhode Island
Driver 1: I’ve got a trunk salad back there.
Driver2: Yup, that’s why I secure my trunk.
by Galactic-Dust June 22, 2024
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California Salad Bar

The place where you buy your weed.
by FreshDangler April 6, 2016
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Salad

Something that can be tossed.
by Notreat January 15, 2022
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Heavy Salad

When the labia minora protrudes/extends beyond the labia majora as if pulled down by the weight of gravity. Originated in a Peter Kay joke about iceberg lettuce, the punchline of which was, "that's just the tip of the iceberg".
That girl has some heavy salad.

I went down there and spent some time with her heavy salad.
by WordWomble March 24, 2024
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Dutch Salad

The Dutch Salad is a sexual maneuver that is the combination of the Dutch Oven and Tossing ones Salad. Specifically it is when one eats out another's ass, then has a blanket pulled over them to trap them in the act, then gets farted on.
Oh man, I totally gave her a Dutch Salad and she loved it!
by Jek Jakobsek April 4, 2016
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69 Salad

Like regular 69 except you eat each other’s ass
when your downtown for dinner and your surprised with a serving of asshole that’s a 69 salad
by Towboat Bud March 9, 2020
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