Fruit Salad

The sexual act of alternating between eating someone's ass and licking their balls.

"Dude, I hear Michael tossed your salad last night"
"Oh he didn't just get the salad, he got a FRUIT salad"
"Oh he worked the balls too? Niiiice."

by Salad-Lover September 7, 2020

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Cookie Salad

A side dish that consists of every kind of cookie known to mankind mixed with marshmallow whip.

Sister in law: "I brought a cookie salad!" Me: " That's not a salad, that's diabetes".

by HamSandwhich666 December 15, 2017

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fruit salad yummy yummy

fruit salad. yummay yummay

fruit salad yummy yummy

Fuck out my way when you see me
I'm rollin' with the LGBT
Fuck out my way when you see me
I'm rollin' with the LGBT
I'm rollin' with the LGBT

by sungmello March 22, 2021

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peal the salad

to go into the candy making buisness of carrots

Person1: i just got my degree to peal the salad
Person2: wow i wish i was cool enough to do that!

by lambsarecool February 23, 2011

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Rainbow Pasta Salad

When a person dresses up like a unicorn (or finds a real unicorn) and another eats their fart box...to find that the unicorn has worms.

Matt was eager to find out if unicorns really farted rainbows, but unfortunately found a tapeworm at the end of the rainbow...but still he happy enjoyed his rainbow pasta salad.

by Scottjk7890 March 11, 2020

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