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Jelly Vagina

Noun ; when your douche bag boyfriend has a jelly mold and porn on his browser at any given moment also known as total douche bag 😂
Omg I found Dan’s jelly vagina launched in his bed frame. What a nasty pig!
by AliDogFace69 August 27, 2021
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strippering vaginas

female species that tend to do a lot of drugs and take their clothes off for public enjoyment in a club while worshiping their god <money>
known to surround military bases in the event that the militant ones need to see vagina because they cant make it home to wife or girlfriends

also entice old folk who are not happy with their relationships or marriage

come in nice and mean flavor
all shapes and sizes .... many with large tattoos
tend to wear extremely large heels and carry little purses
have boob-jobs or want boob-jobs overly worried about their bodies

they do not like house fees and have no problem causing trouble to customers because they think they are badass
The strippering vagina held the pole tightly between her legs as she extended her body upside down on the stage.
The strippering vaginas are surrounding the outside of the base so that our violence does not pour out into society.
by maskerbator August 25, 2011
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vagina dentata

"toothed vagina"; in literature "a devouring, dangerous and alien female"
Canada is constructed as a devouring, dangerous and alien female, even a vagina dentata.
by martynap March 21, 2018
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Verdansk Vaginas

Warzone players who become so terrified of being shot at in an FPS game that they put themselves in time-out in some random bedroom, or fly out to bum-fuck-egypt in a chopper, rather than... Get this... Use their weapon in a Call of Duty game. Can also be found crouched in a bush, laying at the top of a zipline or stairset, or behind a crate in a storage shed.
Teammate 1: "I'm 20 minutes into this match and I've seen 2 people"

Teammate 2: "This lobby must be filled with some real Verdansk Vaginas"
by DCShred96 November 27, 2020
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Vagina Fick

When you stick your head inside a vagina and lick it inside
Daniel gave Micheal a Vagina Fick as a present
by Rap Jack 69 June 7, 2016
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Violet vagina

When a girl does not get her sexual pleasure and is left just before cumming
E.G hey Johnson did you make that girl cum last night? Nah mate gave her a violet vagina
by Kilbey January 5, 2017
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Joel's Vagina

THE BEST PART ABOUT JOEL, it has 2 soft pillows and nice crevases
michael- have you seen joel's vagina yet
tom- no! but i wont too
by pussssssssssyEATER September 5, 2016
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