A term describing ultra low-cut jeans or pants, wherein the top of the pants is low enough that it seems a certain amount of grooming of the naturally occuring hair in the lower area must have taken place (otherwise it would currently be on display). Thus, the person in question would have had a haircut on both areas in order to appear in public.
Also: two haircut skirt.
Also: two haircut skirt.
by grumblefish October 3, 2007
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"Dude, that girl Katie is so loose I slipped in the Two Lane Highway last night then bitch slapped her and spit in her face.....she loved it."
by Numero Two January 20, 2009
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by DDubs February 1, 2016
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You'll never guess what happened last night! My buddy Ron and I took a chick a home and executed a team two man saw!
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The goody two shoes looked like an angel in her mother's eyes only. She had a face only a mother could love.
by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020
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