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twatting

When you have sex with a guy/girl so regularly/often the they (without a conversation about it) become your boyfriend/girlfriend. Its like when someone occupies an abandoned home long enough that they eventually own it (squatting)
Steve: I can't believe Mike and Brittany are engaged!
Paul: Well, they were twatting for months!
by Jameson Ashlee August 31, 2013
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cumt twat

Whoever drives that red s-10 is a cumt twat!
by Only1for4family May 18, 2018
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twat

1: Another term for bitch in Britain.

2: You.
ComedyShortsGamer is a twat.

Only twats can dance like that.

You are a twat.
by NaomiLolz December 17, 2015
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Twat-Tide

Twat Tide, also known as the "Cam Cunt Effect," refers to a woman's vagina becoming very moist, even when no obvious stimulus is present. It is the idea that the vagina 'sees' and is reacting to something nearby which cannot be immediately perceived.
Woman addressing her vagina: "What do you see girl? You're doing that twat-tide thing again and it's terribly distracting."
by SpazzingMushroom January 10, 2021
mugGet the Twat-Tidemug.

TWAT

harry is a harry
twat a complete and utter harry
by esdjwkurhfweio May 24, 2018
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Twat

Sitting leader of the 2016-2022 Liberals of Canada a "Twat" (pronounced T-wa-t), ruining a country while stuttering through a sentence whether in French or english. A Twat has many ways to be identified, such as - slow wit, bright socks, ignorance, oblivious to one's actions, self absorbed and self centered also conducts racketeering at the highest levels of government.
The Twat is about to speak on TV, I wonder what stupid shut he'll say next.

Oh no the Twat is ruining Canada, how can we get rid of the Twat
by Twattey January 28, 2022
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Twat wazzle

by Anonymous HBK? November 19, 2018
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