I don't want to have sex but I'll 'Baste the Turkey'.
by kisssmyclasss June 13, 2012
The act of bending your woman over , spreading her butt cheeks apart, slathering her shame cave with mayo, turkey, lettuce and tomato and then proceeding to enjoy lunch.
by El Pedro. Bendejo March 29, 2024
Splitting her butt cheeks apart, slathering mayonnaise up and down her crack, adding turkey, lettuce and tomatoes- then proceeding to chow down on your delicious sammich between the best buns.
by El Pedro. Bendejo March 30, 2024
The boring and bland-tasting non-alcoholic beverage that the folks at AA made Duke Harris drink when he was "going through the twelve steps" to give up Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey.
They say that drinking Tame Turkey is the best way to "quit cold turkey" when you're addicted to Wild Turkey; I suppose that the results and statistics are debatable, depending on who you talk to.
by QuacksO November 28, 2020
A appt name to describe the Dredge or Greg from the survival horror game Dead by Daylight. It's also a way of expressing shock or surprise like 'oh my!' or 'good gracious!'.
by Motherflubbintechymonster May 22, 2023
A person who lacks the will, motivation, desire, and/or ability to cook. They then resort to purchasing unhealthy fast food for every meal of their lives. The outcome of such life impacts their health and physical appearance resembling a thanksgiving turkey and the circle shape.
by RealTalksHurtYourEgo July 17, 2020
A delicious cuisine one would nosh on after school, or when you simply cannot be arsed to cook dinner.
by eleanorhope October 25, 2017