Toilet Texting

Verb
When you start or continue to text somebody while on the toilet. You usually end up staying in the bathroom for way too long.

This can also be applied to watching YouTube on the toilet, watching Netflix on the toilet, etc.

Texting guy 1. -dude, I'm toilet texting you rn

Texting guy 2. - Lol, gross 😂

by Kenzie_101 May 21, 2017

Plunging Toilet

When one stands over their woman and plunges their penis into the vagina like plunging a toilet

I plunged my bitches hole like a toilet"plunging toilet"

by bagmaster_t February 21, 2010

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When you courtesy flush and the water rises to a level that barely kisses your balls before retreating downward to finalize the flush. Resulting in a physically great feeling of cold water on your balls and an emotionally great feeling of taking a huge shit.

Biff: Dude I just got a toilet 2for in the Hooters bathroom

Rod: Nooiicce!

by anonymous July 30, 2024

Skibidi Toilet

Some fucking brainrot man. Who enjoys toilets with heads T_T...
BTW TEAM CAMERAMAN FOREVER!!!!!!1!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥

''Damn i'm a Skibidi Toilet sigma''
''Dude, that's why nobody sits next to you in break''

by imbetterthanuincallofduty December 12, 2023

Skibidi Toilet

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"let me watch Skibidi Toilet"
"hey kids, here's your-"
"SIGMA MEALS! SKIBIDI SLICERS!"

by N0T_S0ME1 April 20, 2024

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by monkeyhater69696 February 26, 2024

Skibidi Toilet

Brainrot that kids like for some reason

Person: Skibidi Toilet is brainrot

by ichddyt January 7, 2024